So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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