Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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