he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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