your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
do herpes really smell.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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