South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I did not marry a roomba.
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