Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I have already put on my inside pants.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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