I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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