I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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