Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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