HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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