im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
