And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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