Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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