have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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