I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
its liver damage thursday
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
