And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
