farters have to be the big spoon...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Randomize
