Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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