This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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