Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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