Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
