? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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