What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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