Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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