you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
