that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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