guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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