Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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