He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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