I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
