Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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