dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
