Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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