im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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