That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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