You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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