Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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