Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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