You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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