I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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