you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
handjob tips. give me some.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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