what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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