from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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