Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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