your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I don't think brook has ever known best
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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