He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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