Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If I die, sorry about rent.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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