who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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