new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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