She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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